WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TV NOWADAYS!?!!?!

Im sitting in front of the dumbbox in the middle of the night cruizing channels when i get stuck at watching UFC (ultimate fighter challenge i think) and first there is a lot of talk about two guys one black sympathetic American former champion and one none English speaking Japanese Brazilian guy. They talk and talk and talk about the battle that's coming up and their feelings about it. Suddenly it jumps to two white guys talking about theirh hate for each other and how they are gonna pound the shit out of each other. The whole time im thinkin "Man these are gonna be two awesome fights" (or well actually one cuz the two white dudes kept going on forever so i forgot the first two).
So the talking goes on forever and suddenly the headline "FINAL WORDS BEFORE SHOWDOWN" on the TV screen. The have a last go at badmouthing each oter. And then ....

THE FUCKING CREDITS START ROLLING!!!!!

Ive been watching these people pumping me up for nothing for an hour. I was so looking forward to seeing the one guy being beat up cuz he was such an ass but NO!

I press info to see if the next program would be named "UFC: the fights" or something but no! Its FUCKING Gordon Ramsey's cooking show! THE ONLY REASON I WOULD WATCH THAT SHOW AFTER THAT BLOODSHED HYPE WOULD BE IF IT WAS THE LOSERS DEAD MEAT THAT WAS SERVED!!!!


But there are soo many shows out there that suck monkeyballs... And most of them are from, you guessed it, the land of the free.

How many times have i not looked at a history documenatry called e.g. "THE SECRET CODE OF STONEHENGE REVEALED" only to see it end with the sentence "What was the meaning of Stonehenge? Perhaps we will never know...".

...

I'm sitting there thinking "OMG!? Did they finally solve the mystery?!!?" Only to be blown of with.. "Uuuuuh Wedunno... But we tried looking into it "

FUCKEM... FUCKEMALL!!

Don't take me to serious here people. I do enjoy Watching these documentaries. I just wish they were more thought trough. And without all the unfulfilled hype




I have to start making Youtube rants...


Cheers people.